Young and dumb as hell

Ask me anything   LETS GO.   My face   

A creative soul, never dulled by the world.

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via lucifurby)

— 22 hours ago with 94313 notes
kreuzfidel:

I moved into my new flat and I look so exhausted and dirty here but ayy it me

kreuzfidel:

I moved into my new flat and I look so exhausted and dirty here but ayy it me

(via kreuzfidel)

— 22 hours ago with 129 notes

therealhamster:

just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing

— 22 hours ago with 1224 notes

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

(via kreuzfidel)

— 22 hours ago with 329679 notes

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

(via cheetahgirl69420)

— 22 hours ago with 48563 notes
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via kreuzfidel)

— 22 hours ago with 209420 notes
"I will not be your “sometimes”."
Six Word Story #2 (via artieshaw)

(Source: whispersofstardust, via pursuitofhapppinessss)

— 22 hours ago with 68353 notes
"Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance."
Anna Quindlen, Every Last One   (via thatkindofwoman)

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— 22 hours ago with 85242 notes

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(Source: bleu, via pursuitofhapppinessss)

— 22 hours ago with 112420 notes
"You’re not even mine to miss."
six word story (8:11)

(via headsupbuttercup)

— 22 hours ago with 31808 notes

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 22 hours ago with 136047 notes
therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

(Source: twitter.com, via kreuzfidel)

— 22 hours ago with 120966 notes